What is the place where men and women lose all dignity and embarrassment and behave in the most indecent possible? Rooms dirty, remote areas of the city at random and strip clubs are nothing compared to pool.
Oh yes, I went in the pool because, oh well I have to mica write for strength.
I went to the pool and it was a terrible and traumatic, the kind that every time you tend to forget this and you end up repeating the error.
Childbirth at home with my nice suit, the one that bought it for:
- Father retired show that a person can sometimes take human form,
- not always seem a homeless person when I'm home,
- go to the grocery store without having to change,
but I still can not bring home because it takes too hot (and fail pic nerd would say at this point).
obviously starting already with the costume because in the effort to put the costume directly in the locker room I'd give up right from the start.
Arrival, I put the bathrobe and an old bench in the next glances of disapproval my Havaianas multicolor. The most difficult time physically is to wear headphones, ok that just do not speak more than hair, but the tanks to do nothing in comparison.
Suitably clothed and with the robe closed and narrow in a little 'choking I approach the pool and I put myself in a corner next to a bench, where he arrived the second look of disapproval on the part of an old man who saw the black enamel on feet asking me laugh when I took the hammer on the fingers (to avoid other characters put their hands in their pockets).
sounds the siren and ignoring the anxiety costume in a closed and I dive in motion. The next 45 minutes are irrelevant, if not for the fact that after 2 minutes I have to pee, and I was tired after 10 I wanted to go home and at least 5 times she entered the water in the goggles and I was afraid of losing contact lenses.
past the 45 minutes I leave and go at the speed of light showers in the locker room jumping me because I prefer a shower at my house and no women do not want to see you while you rinse everywhere.
Detail: In the pool where I go there are no cabins, but only benches and hangers.
So I have to make a contortionist to put panties and bra without showing things that do not want to show, seeking the position as much as possible not to show me hidden. But it seems that this is just my paranoia, not the least concerned about other women who have the complete shower (ie removing the costume), dry towels every inch of the body with tiny, even in the face of a woman tonight I was completely naked in spades Nivea cream smeared everywhere rubbing vigorously. That was in the blue tube, I use the summer after the beach usually.
Apart from the last woman in her forties, I noticed that the behavior worsened as the age grows, and I like to think that both senile dementia. At least I hope: if I were to become so even I, at least I did not realize it.
Positive aspect: I managed to get out before he got the pack of old women who do water aerobics.
0 comments:
Post a Comment