In the mill I want to .. Random
the morning people will not talk to me for an hour when I get up.
There is a teleporter to go everywhere.
The insects do not exist, even those considered "cute" as the ladybugs.
enamel dries instantly. The
ringtones for cell are removed, if necessary that is granted to copy your old phone (the one that makes RIING RIING).
The bags that I like do not cost a billion euro ( this, for example ).
No one uses my stuff.
High heels do not hurt and there are the shoes with the plateau.
Gigi d'Alessio is only a legend told to frighten children.
The hair dryer dries hair in two minutes and made the turn. Ah, there are no split ends.
Hello Kitty died squashed by a steamroller.
The Color Purple does not exist.
People who do not know do not ask me the friendship on Facebook, making me come the doubts about my memory capacity.
Brad is still with Jennifer.
I can immediately recognize old classmates when I meet them, thus avoiding the 50% of the moments of discomfort that are capable of self-creation. The
Scarlett Johansson is not considered beautiful.
eyeglass lenses of the super-Cecati do not effect the bottom of the bottle / Filini will reason with Fantozzi. Alternatively, I see there and I did not need glasses. Friends
is not over.
are equipped with sense of direction, and when I go somewhere new I do not need sessions of two hours Google Maps to understand me (and then lose anyway).
The false nails have never been invented so as reconstruction with gel.
There are no queues: in the streets, the doors, in the shops.
Waxing does not hurt.
Matt Bomer is not gay and is with me.
But I do not want a mill, and then nothing.
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